Monthly Archives: May 2010

“You were born an individual, so don’t die a copy.”

A funny conversation I had whilst on my break at my PTJ (part-time job) has encouraged this musing. Stay with me…

Standing on the shop floor the other day, I noticed something that made me laugh. There were these dudes wandering around the store, expertly studying clothes, sizing up their options, inspecting the workmanship.

One approached me and asked for my opinion on something. After reminding him that I am a Sales Assistant and that my duties are limited to selling and assisting, he asked me why we don’t stock any dashikis.

Suppressing my laughter (and my sarcasm), I asked him why he thought we would stock such an item, an item so closely associated with Africa and its strong cultural identity, with its rich colours on intricately woven fabrics, and so came his response….

“Cos it’s in fashion, innit fam.”

And there you have it, the death of cultural identity and originality, and the beginning of this summer’s fashion trend, Zanzibar Chic. 

These dudes weren’t dressed conservatively, in fact, they couldn’t have drawn more attention to themselves if they had tried. What got me thinking was not the fact that they were dressed to (not) impress, but the fact that everything about them, their whole get-up, was borrowed. Stolen. Copied.

The pictures above illustrate this episode perfectly…think ’1980s-Brooklyn-meets-the-bush’…or ‘Coming To America-via-Catford’…just add a couple of garish toilet chains hanging from their necks, a pair of acid brights on their feet, some jazzy African cloth on top and you should have a vision. A vision of theft.

The evolution of youth culture has seen many a trend, fad and style come and go over the years but it’s amazing to think that this generation has yet to discover one that will transcend genres and cement a lasting impression for decades to come; one that will provide a platform to analyse youth culture and provide historians with a snapshot of what life was like in 2010.

Maybe I’ve been thinking about this too deeply (maybe I need to find a proper, full-time job?) but when you look at it, music and fashion have always been intrinsically linked and the last time we vaguely saw anything that sheepishly masqueraded as a movement was the Nu Rave scene in 2006.

That summer saw the rise of all things nu rave, a collision of rave culture with disco and rock, with the synthesizer/indie/dance/electro, fashion and art thrown in to mix it up; think art school meets dirty club chic. But looking back, was it merely a cheap 80s rip off, borrowing heavily from the new wave era and the early 90s rave scene?

The music was an important device in the nu rave scene, helping illustrate a generation of teens who loved nothing better than flocking to Koko, Punk or the Amersham Arms on a Friday night, where they would immerse themselves in a day-glow, hedonistic utopia and dance to bands and music which NME heaped loads of praise on and deemed cool.

Led by CSS, New Young Pony Club and SHITdisco, this genre was effectively created by the music industry press and many alike, when really these were just guitar bands whose riffs and bass lines made them sound a bit dancey.

But the real poster boys of the genre were the Klaxons, a group of blokes whose debut album, ‘Myths of the Near Future’, won the Mercury Music Prize in 2007. You could say that they were the culpable catalysts for this minor subculture when singer Jamie Reynolds declared they were nu rave, only to sheepishly take it back a few months later. Speaking to thelondonpaper, he said: “I created it as a joke, and it became a self-fulfilling prophecy. Now it’s a global media buzzword and I’ve talked about it in different languages.”

Okay, so global maybe a little over exaggerated.

Whilst some of the fashion was questionable, there’s no denying that music, clubbing and fashion have always gone hand in hand. Look back at the New Romantic movement from the early 80s and it’s clear to see how the music of the time influenced the fashions and social trends.

The Blitz Club in Great Queen Street, Billy’s in Dean Street and The Camden Palace over in Mornington Crescent gave birth to the New Romantic scene- it was where androgyny met the typical English gent, with over-the-top make-up, big hair and brand new music.

The leaders at the time were Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, Visage and Ultravox. It inspired a generation and helped cement the 1980s in popular culture.

New York caught onto this and developed their own answer to the New Romantics, with the Club Kids in the late 1980s. Known for their famous partying, eye-catching outfits and love for all drugs illegal, the Club Kids re-defined clubbing culture and paved the way to the 90s rave scene.

Nu rave made many things popular again, like East London districts such as Shoreditch, Hoxton and Spitalfields. Once run down areas, all three places have seen gentrification and rising house prices over the last few years and now have been colonised by art students and fashionistas alike, becoming the epicentre of contemporary bohemia, with pretentious media types frequenting various bars and clubs, traipsing around the many vintage and thrift stores and creating studio space from the numerous disused warehouses.

But as ‘great’ as this was, it makes me wonder what was new about nu rave? I mean if this was nu rave, what was old about ‘old rave’? Looking at rave from the 1990s, it was a term used for dance parties, usually all-nighters, where DJs and live performers played electro dance music, which was usually accompanied by lasers, strobe lighting and LED’s.

The word ‘rave’ was used to describe the acid house movement of the late 1980s but rave gained notoriety in the late 1980s and early 1990s when thousands of party-hungry youngsters would descend on hastily arranged weekend parties that would take place in warehouses, industrial parks, country retreats or London parks.

While rave saw a revival in dance styles such as body popping, break dancing and glow sticking, it also saw a rise in the use of recreational drugs, or ‘club drugs’ as they were known at the time, like LSD, ecstasy, amphetamines and GHB. 

The then Conservative government set about imposing its limitations on the rave scene and youth culture by imposing the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994, which ultimately gave the Police the power to stop an outdoor rave if more than 100 people were attending, or if two or more people were making preparations for a rave.

Effectively, this killed the rave scene and to the present day, we have yet to see a movement like this.

A few years ago, the idea of shopping in a charity shop was laughable. Back in the early 2000s, it was about who had the cleanest Reebok Classics, the freshest Air Force Ones, the tightest Nike tracksuits, and now the word ‘Vintage’ has become a byword for cool. It’s proof that fashion comes around, that trends recycle. And with so many subcultures consigned to Wikipedia entries and lookbooks for fashion brands, it’s no surprise that the fun and originality of wearing clothes and expressing yourself clothes has long gone.

Going back to the images of those boys who graced the shop floor with their African-inspired look…hip hop has long taken its cues from Africa. Sub cultures, or ‘youth-quakes’ are normally born out of political unrest or socio-economic struggles and act as a form of rebellion against the system/the establishment. 

Look back to the early hip hop movement in 1970s New York and it’s almost as if the new school were doffing their proverbial hats to their forefathers in the mother land, and so it transpired a movement which transcended genres and generations. But that was then. We need ours now.

J Dilla saved my life. But it doesn’t mean I want to dress like him.

♫ Common Feat. Erykah Badu, Pharrell & Q-Tip – Come Close (J Dilla Remix)

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Sometimes, don’t you wish your surname was Geldof, McCartney or Jagger?

Nepotism is a bitch.

It’s rife within the Journalism industry, and it’s not unusual to find the son, daughter or nephew of a prolific writer, columnist or editor comfortably occupying a staffer’s position at an eyebrow-raisingly young age. 

It’s a move that can only be described as the changing of the guard, and fairplay to them…making good use of mummy and daddy’s name and connections, but it begs the question…if you don’t have any of these powerful traits, what hope do you, Mr Unconnected, have?

It’s been an annoying week. After stopping/cutting down on various shift work, I decided that I had to earnestly get back in the print game…so after publishing a blog post last week about the delights of working for free, and silently vowing never to re-visit my intern days,  I’ve been left with no choice but to do a 180.

My dilemma is this; do I take two steps backwards and go back to what I was doing, going from placement to placement with my fingers crossed that a staffer loses both their hands in a freak accident and I’m duly rewarded with their job, or do I sit and home, get distracted by FB and ‘appply for jobs?’

The whole applying for jobs thing has become the most depressing and time-consuming task and one that fills me with dread when a lowly paid trainee position or entry-level role appears on one of the many sites I trawl daily.

The depressing element is obvious; thinking, hoping and imagining what the outcome will be; having the initial doubt that job is not what you want to do but it’s a way in, a foot on the ladder.

The time-consuming part is the waiting. Waiting for the acknowledgement of the application; waiting for a call back for an interview (if you’re lucky); waiting for the Editor or one of his assistants to mug you off with a generic email, ‘detailing’ why you’ve not got the job…

So it’s not very positive thinking, I know. But last week I had five rejections emails, with three detailing my ‘lack of experience’. Feeling slightly miffed (read-angry) I called one of the Editor’s back and challenged him. This was his patronising response: “It’s the name of the game unfortunately, maybe you should think about looking at your experience before applying next time…”

Where’s a jewel-encrusted BlackBerry when you need one?

I know my CV is tight; I’ve done as much work that’s humanly possible, but like so many others, I have rent to pay, bills coming out of my ears, a credit card/overdraft that NEVER seems to go down, no matter how much I pay off and various other bills and amenities that require my cashish.

Sat at my computer with cake as my companion, I got numbers for as many newspapers, radio stations, online publications and magazines that fit my skills and experience.

After being mugged off by various HR staff and receptionists, I found out this; some of the biggest national/regional newspapers have waiting lists stretching to 18 months, whilst others can’t bear the fact of having an intern and actually having to speak/engage/look at, so politely declined my offer of making tea for a week and typing up press releases.

Others quizzed my ethnicity and played the ‘work place diversity’ card (little do they know that I fall into this category). This really annoyed me; just because you are of an ethnic minority, should people take pity on you and offer you a chance that’s available for most but exclusive to so many?

I’ve never played the race card, and I’m happy that I’ve not used my evident supply of melanin to ‘get ahead’; you’ve yet to see me at a typically black publication, rocking up with the ‘Afeesha’s, Lakeesha’s and Shaniquas’…fetching Super-Malt and reviewing the latest bashment releases…

I don’t want to come off like I’m moaning, cos I’m really not. I don’t know what I’m trying to say, but one thing I’m sure of is that we live in an unmeritocratic society; it’s not enough to put your life on hold for three-five years of training and education; you’ve got to literally get down on your knees and show these Oxbridge-educated kingmakers that you are willing to do anything. But as I’ve found, working for free isn’t enough.

Is this for me any more? I left university two years ago yesterday, and in that time, I envisaged doing my senior reporter exams, edging towards a daily paper and stepping closer to my dream of being an investigative reporter for a certain reputable and independent free sheet across the pond…

Oh dear. Another foolish dream screwed up and chucked in the bin. 

Anyway, I’ve gotta dash. Peaches Geldof’s just got an article published in American style bible, Nylon, and I’ve heard it’s a must-read…

♫ The Jacksons – Show Me The Way To Go

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Vote or Die!

British politics is decidedly unsexy.

Unlike our transatlantic cousins, there’s a distinct lack of truth and charisma, and the task of being able to ‘vote’ is treated like a chore rather than being regarded as a privilege.

I’ve refrained from writing anything election-based since the polling day was announced, but it suddenly dawned on me how important this vote is going to be to so many.

Looking back at the spectacle that was the historic race to the White House in 2008, it couldn’t have been more engaging.

The possibility that the land of the free could be led by an elderly white man whose claim to fame was that he was a prisoner of war, or an inexperienced light-skinned black man or a woman who happened to be the wife of a former President, had millions of people around the globe, hooked.

From those who chanted Obama’s slogan of ‘Yes We Can’, there were many others that followed political blogs, watched the riveting election debates, commented on their policies on millions of forums and message boards and talked about it in playgrounds, pubs and post offices from as far as Kansas to Kenya.

But in the UK, it’s been slightly submissive; the attitude has been less ‘Yes We Can’ but ‘Do We Have To?’

Since Gordon Brown dissolved Parliament and called the election on April 6, we’ve witnessed a campaign that’s seen ‘bigot-gate’, seen the televised leaders’ debates, where Brown, Nick Clegg and David ‘call me Dave’ Cameron gave us their best after-dinner rhetoric whilst subliminally channelling ‘fucking vote for me’ down the camera…

We’ve been subjected to the party leaders attending saccharine photo calls; note the obligatory ‘holding the baby’ shot, watching street dancers in gritty, inner city youth centres and visiting supermarkets and state primary schools, all in a bid to seem closer to the electorate and less public school-boy, never-been-to-Peckham-before politicians.

We’ve all heard how Cameron wants to reduce youth unemployment, reform tax benefits and give families more control of their lives, but at the same time he’s proposing £6bn worth of ‘efficiency savings’ but won’t give the electorate an idiot-proof breakdown of where the money’s going to come from.

Clegg is pushing for REAL change, because after 65 years of Labour and Conservative governments, his party thinks it’s high time they had a go at running the country. Amongst other things, he wants to invest £2.5bn in schools to help struggling pupils and give workers the chance to earn the first £10,000 of our wages tax free.

Yeah, it’s true we’ve had 13 years of this Labour government; I’m old enough to recall Labour’s 1997 campaign, and vividly remember a grinning Tony Blair shaking hands with practically the whole of Britain; a campaign song featuring the refrain of ‘Things can only get better’ and his now infamous mantra of ‘Education, Education, Education’.  

Cameron, Clegg and Brown: On Friday, May 7, one of these men will be running the country. But who will it be?

 

But what are the real problems? How did this government, which was elected with a landslide victory 13 years ago, get it so wrong? According to figures, statistics and reports -

▲  Britain has had the longest recession in the G20 with six consecutive quarters of negative growth – more than any other major economy (Principal Global Indicators).

▲  The current government has doubled the tax rate for some of the poorest. In the 2007 Budget, Labour scrapped the 10p tax rate, doubling the rate for some of the poorest to 20p. The Treasury estimated that 5.3 million households lost from the April 2008 changes announced in the 2007 Budget (Hansard, 18 October 2007, Col. 1266 WA).

▲  Over 100 serious knife crimes a day. In 2008-09, there were 38,082 serious offences involving a knife – including homicide, attempted murder and robbery – equivalent to more than 100 a day (Home Office, Crime in England and Wales 2008-9, 21 January 2010, Revised Table 3.10).

▲  Child poverty rising. Child poverty has risen for the third year in a row (DWP, Households Below Average Income First Release, 7 May 2009, p.1). There are now four million children living in poverty.

▲  Hospital-acquired infections now kill more than three times as many people as are killed on the roads every year (Department for Transport, Road Casualties in Great Britain 2008, 24 September 2009).

(To view the complete list, click here)

There have been some successes, but it’s always going to be the negative points that resonate with the electorate come polling day; the expenses debacle, the banking crisis, spiralling unemployment, out-of-control immigration, an illegal war, rising taxes taxes and poor-value-for-money public services…

Today is the penultimate day and in about 36 hours, the UK could change, for better or for worse. Never has there been such an intense campaign to get first-time votes down to the polling station.

It’s a well known fact that the majority of this generation don’t read newspapers or take an active interest in politics, and when put into perspective, millions of the great British public would rather vote for Susan Boyle or an X Factor offspring than put their faith in a politician.  

But having said that, there have been various crusades on social networking sites, such as Twitter and Facebook, with groups and pages like “If Rage can get Christmas No.1! Then Nick Clegg can be Prime Minister!”,  “I’m Voting Labour on May 6”, and “We Love David Cameron” garnering thousands of members and ‘likes’.  

Never has an election been more important or a vote been so instrumental and pivotal- so ignore the opinion pools, disregard all the spin and put the talk of ‘change’ to one side, because when you get into that polling booth, it’s just you, the pen and that ballot paper. And before you mark the X  in the box, ask yourself this:

“Which party best fits your politics?”

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Modern-day, middle-class slavery?

in·tern2 – a person who works as an apprentice or trainee in an occupation or profession to gain practical experience, and sometimes also to satisfy legal or other requirements for being licensed or accepted professionally.

 

There’s no escaping the fact that if you’ve got a relatively creative degree, selling your soul to get on the career ladder is des rigour. From anything ranging from six months to two years, expect to undertake various work placements and internships to boost your CV and employability.

Journalism has long been regarded as a middle-class profession; jobs are gained on the ideology of ‘it’s not what you know, but who you know’.

And unluckily for most, the prospect of having to work unpaid for an agreed length of time deters many, especially those from low-income households and those who have to work in order to pay the rent.

Late last year, the organisation Pilotlight attracted criticism from pressure groups when it began auctioning off work placements at high-profile companies like the Daily Express and the Spectator.

Those lucky enough (‘trustafarians’ named Henrietta and Maxwell, no doubt) could get daddy to bid for three days’ work experience at Five News, providing they could top the sum of £2,200; or a fortnight with the team responsible for the special effects in the Harry Potter films, for a mere £3,500.

Quite rightly, Heather Collier, the director of the National Council for Work Experience said it was hard to believe a charity could come up with an idea like this.

She said: “A lot of internships are already unpaid but it’s even worse saying you have to pay for the privilege. The experience goes to the people, who’ve got the money, and the industry doesn’t get the right person for it – they just get someone who can afford it.”

The economic downturn saw a mass culling of journalism jobs; hundreds of hacks were unceremoniously dumped in cost cutting measures across the industry, and while many of these publications struggled and drowned, the vast majority have been kept afloat by interns; hungry trainees willing to generate copy for free in the hope they will get noticed and land a staffer’s position.

But with journalism training colleges churning out graduates in quarterly cycles, competition for positions has become fierce and demand for work experience even more so. Chasing highly coveted roles and much-sought after traineeships has become harder than the courses themselves.

I’ve been one of a privileged bunch who has undertaken work placements and not taken on the role of the tea boy or been made to feel like a pain in the arse. But don’t get me wrong, I’ve paid my dues to the free labour club and been made to do some jaw-droppingly bad tasks, some of which I’ve detailed in a previous post. (Check out Interns Anonymous for some amusing and awful accounts of work placements across various industries).

Some of my peers have gained ‘practical experience’ being sat in the fashion cupboard at top-selling glossy magazines, doing returns and making sure the Louboutin’s and Choo’s are in neat order; spending hours destroying Amazonian rainforests at photocopiers and, of course, making endless cups of tea.

 

Unlike the newspaper industry, magazines are said to be thriving at the moment, but advertised jobs are scarce, if not non-existent

 

In fashion terms, working for free is this season’s new black and interestingly enough, the most powerful black man in the world wants to end the exploitation of unpaid internships, and he’s calling on our MPs to recognise this issue in their manifestos.

And with British politicians practically fawning over Obama and his campaign strategies, there’s a real chance they may follow suit.

The U.S. department of Labor announced last month that it would be cracking down on unpaid internships and calling for the minimum wage to be paid to interns.

Nancy J. Leppink, acting director of the Department of Labor’s wage and hour division has said: ‘‘If you’re a for-profit employer or you want to pursue an internship with a for-profit employer, there aren’t going to be many circumstances where you can have an internship and not be paid and still be in compliance with the law.”

In the UK, the Low Pay Commission reported in March that “growing evidence of abuse” exists with a “growing number of people undertaking ‘work’ but excluded from the minimum wage.”

Co-Director of the campaign, Ben Lyons, said: “Currently interns are being treated as employees, without their rights or even pay. We risk a ghost generation of journalists, documentary producers and fashion designers.

“There are tens of thousands of people with the talent to become leaders in these fields. However, their chances of success are limited because they can’t afford to work for free.”

Gone are the days where talent and initiative gets your foot on the ladder. Of course, this is not indicative of every industry, but for most, it’s a no-win situation; by not undertaking a ‘valuable’ work placement, you risk being overlooked by employers on the look-out for ‘valuable’ skills, but by doing it, you’re saying that it’s ok to work for free, employers are lapping it up and it becomes that extra bit harder to break the cycle.

♫ DJ Jazzy Jeff Featuring Raheem Devaughn – My Soul Ain’t For Sale

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Crops and Bobbers, L’Hair Du Temps, Hairitage, Hairport, Thairapy, The Mane Attraction…

Some find it liberating whereas others think it’s laborious, but there’s something curious about getting your hair cut. From the snap judgment of: ‘Yep, I need a haircut,’ the process of getting a haircut is like a controlled metamorphosis.

But this element of control is something I’ve only recently acquired, because back in the day, my mum used to cut my hair. With a pair of scissors.

Sitting crossed-legged, on my bathroom floor, surrounded by sheets of The Sun newspaper, I’d peer into a mirror, helplessly watching as my mum hacked her way through my mini afro.

So when I flew the nest and moved to the city, I made sure a visit to the barbershop was my first port of call.

I remember it well; Sunday, September 18, 2005. Wandering around London for the first time by myself, I visited places in the capital once made familiar on family outings. After confirming that Brixton was too gritty for a neo novice, I settled for SW12, a now leafy and suburban area which has transformed dramatically from when I was a kid.

Gone is the bustling street market, where dreadlocked dwellers rubbed shoulders with the Ghanaian old guards; hustlers trying to make a few bob by bumping up the price of yam and plantain; black women of all shades and sizes haggling the Asian shop owners over the price of Dark and Lovely products, afro combs and weird and wonderful pomades, lotions and potions.

No more fidgeting in the queue for fried snappers, no more dragging freshly baked sweet bread down the High Road, no more restlessly waiting at the Western Union for money transfers  while the sounds of hi-life beats and knee-jerk reggae blasts from every other direction.

In its place are neat gastro pubs and smart bars adorning street corners, yummy mummies pushing their three-wheeler buggies into organic food shops whilst Waitrose looms in the background, ominously waiting for the ‘Ok-yaaaahhh’ brigade. Tragically, it’s apparent that the lashings of corporate styling has removed most, if not all, of this colourful community’s character.

But one thing that is still the standing is the barbershop. This particular one wasn’t there 17 years ago, but I remember vividly, as a six-year-old, gazing through a barbershop window and watching the barbers create their magic; faces fixed with concentration as the customer requests for fades, high-tops, borders and patterns were worked onto shaven domes.

All those years ago, it seemed like a fraternity, a brotherhood. An exclusive club that only the most stylish and street savvy could attend and frequent; where ackee and saltfish meets jollof rice and beef stew, where small islanders square up against the Supermalt-swigging African contingent.

My first visit was an easy, somewhat gentle affair. There were no Nike ticks, no Will Smith circa 1990 cuts, no names or eye-catching patterns, just a plain and simple one-and-a-half buzz cut.

After my first hit I was hooked. Regular three-week trips to the barbershop ensued and over the years I’ve changed it up a little; rocking a low fade during the winter months in respect of my scalp, choosing the number one-and-a-half with a shape-up for a fresh, clean look, adopting a high fade for special occasions…

I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling ‘The Perfecto’

 

But, with all these good looks have come some pretty bad ones, some of which I care to forget; the shape-up which looked a hospital heart monitor, the low fade that made me closely resemble the Rev Al Sharpton- WITHOUT the perm, too low shaves that emphasised the ‘eyes and teeth’ look…

The barbershop is like a black man’s British pub; where the conversation borders on risqué and current affairs and hot topics are dissected and discussed; where the majority of grown black men, most who do not need a hair cut (or are bald) come to hang out, read the papers or flick through Hip Hop weekly, debating Jay-Z or Lil Weezy, watch Sky Sports or some poorly-dubbed Nollywood film or admire women who walk by and bark ‘compliments’ from the door.

For me, the barbershop has been a great learning institution, a bit like a library but without books. I’ve learnt to remain steely resolute and handle conversations with difficult people, like boosters who force their £1 socks or counterfeit DVDs of the latest cinematic releases on me.

I’ve learned how to maintain patience, especially when the barber sends endless streams of text messages, polishes off his rice and stew or nips out to buy phone cards whilst I’m sat in the chair with half of my head shaved.

My barber has become like my second father, an avuncular, home-from-home figure who routinely asks about my studies, how my life is, when I am working next, challenging my thoughts about what’s going on in the world etc. I like to think that there’s something prophetic about the barbershop; I may leave with my old hair on the floor, but I walk away, freshly shorn and with a renewed self-confidence after spending half an hour sitting in a chair, looking back at myself, taking stock of the past three weeks since I last retained that position.

Maybe it’s that, that impending sense of liberation, or maybe I need to stop making those snap judgements and grow my hair for that extra week.

♫ Jose James – Save Your Love For Me

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